Athletes: 3 | Birds: 0

No doubt due to changes in, like, weather patterns or maybe something DuPont or ConAgra has done to the planet’s magnetic field, migratory patterns for a number of species of bird have been disrupted in ways I’m surprised Fox hasn’t distilled into one of their When Animals X specials:

Yeah, you’re right… ConAgra’s probably not up to it. What’s the name of that company that serves concessions at ballparks? I’ll bet they’re behind this:

Or maybe these silly birds just can’t tell the difference between a ball and a coconut:

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